Welcome to Newsletter Me Back!

Your Home for Text Me Back Podcast Updates, Breaking News, and Stuff We Forgot to Talk About on Recording Day

Credit: Megan Farmer, KUOW Public Radio

Oh my goodness, here we are!

We’re doing it! We’re newslettering! Thank you so much for trusting two decaying BBWs with a sliver of your precious Inbox real estate. Maybe you’re wondering why we need yet another platform on which to contact you, given that we already have a podcast (Text Me Back Podcast), an Instagram, a Patreon, a Discord (see: Patreon), a YouTube, and, allegedly, a Tiktok and a Facebook (that’s what they’re saying although I’ve certainly never seen it).

Well, here’s what we’re thinking: We know not everyone is in a position to subscribe to the Patreon right now, and not everyone wants to, and tbqh before I had a Patreon I found Patreon a little bit overwhelming and opaque, no offense none taken¹!!! Not everyone is on social media (GOOD FOR HER) and we want to spend less time begging Daddy Algorithm to let us show you our content and more time MAKING PODCAST.

Newsletter Me Back is a way for us to communicate directly and reliably to 100% of the people who want to hear from us. You can expect a grab bag of TMB-coded items, such as tales, tidings, products that fixed us, snake news, political takes about stuff that we don’t want to wait a week to talk about, and BBW business like upcoming events, new merch drops, and MORE.

The Newsletter Me Back Guarantee:

1. We will NOT bother you too much!

2. We WILL send you pictures of bugs we saw!

3. We will NEVER charge for this newsletter!

4. We WILL keep writing our other newsletters!

5. We WILL tell you about what our pets are doing!

In conclusion, look at this huge bug that landed on my girlfriend! Do you know this bug? ARE you this bug??? Identify yourself!!!!!

Please tell your best friend about Newsletter Me Back and pop off in comments about this bug.

Sincerely,

Lindy and Meagan

MAAAAHHH

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1. We highly recommend you figure it out, though, because the Patreon lets you join the Discord and the Discord SLAPS. A precious, thriving community of angels!